Hoodie - "I'm Not Tired I Just Need to Lie Down Dramatically for 3–5 Hours" Cozy Sleepy Humor Hoodie

This soft, mid-weight hoodie wraps you in a familiar kind of comfort — the kind that understands late nights, slow Sundays, and the small drama of needing just a few more hours of sleep. The playful, hand-lettered design reads like a whispered confession: “I’m not tired — I just need to lie down, dramatically, for 3–5 hours,” accompanied by a cozy pillow illustration. It’s a wearable nod to self-care and lovable exhaustion, the piece you reach for when you want to feel seen and stay warm. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it easy to curl up with a mug, a book, or a roommate who knows how to show up with tea. Machine-friendly fabrics and resilient prints mean this hoodie keeps its shape and message wash after wash, so it becomes a comforting staple in everyday routines and slow, restorative moments.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pouch pocket
- Durable printing: DTG main print with DTF sleeve/wrist and inner neck prints; embroidery available
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® dye compliance, and ethically sourced cotton—built for comfort and longevity

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed